Chancellor Alistair Darling says pay rises for people "from the boardroom to the shopfloor" need to be "consistent" with the 2% inflation target.

He told BBC One's Andrew Marr show the need to keep inflation under control "applies to each and every one of us".

Ha ha ha ha, you gotta be friggin jokin.

After selling my country, after bailing out bankrupt mortgage businesses with my money, and voting yourself an inflation busting pay rise, you can stick that idea up right up your chocolate starfish.

Oh, and whilst we are at it, cause I have to work away from home all the time, I want a £40,000 second home allowance that Glaswegian arse wipe Gorbels Mick is getting for you on top of your current £61,820 salary.

Bent and corrupt the lot of them, don't expect any help from us.

This Mafia called Government will come to a sticky end soon, so I hope they are saving those £40k allowances to skip the country.