THIS
innocuous PPB for the MDC in Zimbabwe has been banned by Mugabe. It's
only 33 seconds long but it takes three minutes to download.
Do pass on
the link.
Hattip Iain Dale
and this brilliant piece from the Amazing Toad really does just about sum up how the rest of the world will now view us.
Africa appoints its “Democracy Advisor to the EU”
Mr Robert Mugabe, Africa's democracy envoy to the EU
In
his first statement after his appointment, the African Congress's
“Democracy Envoy”, Mr. Robert Mugabe, rails against the filmsy facade
of democracy within the EU;
“Well, whut can ah seh abouht de
recent develope-ments in de Eee Yoo? Ah am verry concerned abouht de
stetments ah am heerin' concerning de ignorin' uf the will uf th'
I-reesh peepul an' dat uf de rest uf der Eee Yoo. Dey, toogever wid de
Frenge an' de Duts are de onlee pepul out uf narely 480
million who wuz allowed to vote for dis fuhndamental chenge in de way
dey are guvund. Dis is quite deesgraceful. First de Frenge an' de Duts
are treeted wid contempt, an' now it is de I-reesh who are cast aside.
Ahm
afred t' report that dis ees nod de furst tahm thut thees hus happened.
De Eee Yoo hes a terreeble record in dis respec'. Ah reamemba wen de
Danish peepul sed dey did not weesh to agree to the Massed-tricked
treety. Dey wuz called donkeys an' med to vot again, until de Eee Yoo
got eets de-sired result. Den de voting stopped.
De I-reesh also
were med t' feel like donkeys efter de Neece Treety and med to vot
again, until de Eee Yoo got eets de-sired result. Den de voting stopped.
But what most Africans cannot understend, is how most uf de peepul uf de Eee Yoo get no vot at ahl in dis verry import-tant matter.
On
top of ahl uf dis, the functionin' uf de whole place in Brussels is a
compleet farce, in de democratic terms. De electid membas of
parly-ament is just a load uf emptee suits which jus' nod dare heads
like de Churchill Insurans doggy, while un-elected be-urocrats mek ahl
de reel desissions abouht laws an' udder things which dictate de lives
uf ahl the poor peepul uf de Eee Yoo.
I tink ah hev much work t'
do here. Ah will not rest unteel ah hev raised de standards uv
democracy in de Eee Yoo to present African levels.
An' ken yoo imajine ma surprise dis year, wen de cheeky divils seh “we wants to send election moni-tors” to mah contree, Zimbabwe?? Eet almost beggars de believe!”













